BATHOKOSERO FILMS™

AN AERAWAT CINEMATIC INCIDENT

Because being Lato was not an option.

A completely unnecessary cinematic production company.

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  1. A film byBathokosero Films
  2. In association withQuestionable Decisions
  3. Produced byPeople Who Had Too Much Time
  4. Shot on locationSomewhere in Nepal
  5. Running timeUndetermined
  6. ComingEventually

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SC.03 — INT. A MEETING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL — DAY

There was a choice.

LATO

BATHO

We chose poorly.

SC.04 — INT. STUDIO — DAY

We make things move.

PRODUCTION NOTE Shot on location. The location was unaware.

  1. Stories nobody asked for.

  2. Because apparently someone has to sell something.

  3. Three minutes of cinematic suffering.

  4. Making things exist that absolutely did not exist.

  5. Making everything slightly more dramatic.

  6. We’ll figure it out in post.

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SC.05 — EXT. THE ARCHIVE — DUSK

Cinematic
Evidence

01 / 05 — SELECTED WORKS, ALL OF THEM

  1. A man climbs a mountain to prove a point. Nobody remembers the point. The mountain does not care. Shot over forty-one days, thirty-eight of which were spent waiting for the sun to look more serious.

    Batho

    A Man. A Mission. A Terrible Decision.

    Year
    2026
    Genre
    Unnecessary Drama
    Runtime
    Probably Too Long
    Director
    Bathokosero
    Cinematography
    Whoever Held the Camera
    Status
    Somehow Finished

  2. Before Batho, there was Kosero. Before Kosero, there was a chair. This is the story of the chair. It is ninety minutes long. The chair does not move.

    Kosero

    The Origin Story Nobody Requested.

    Year
    2025
    Genre
    Prequel (Unrequested)
    Runtime
    3h 12m, Excl. Intermission
    Director
    Also Bathokosero
    Cinematography
    A Tripod, Mostly
    Status
    In Post Since 2025

  3. An investigative documentary into the road not taken. Our crew reached the road. The road was closed. We filmed the sign for four hours. The sign gives a remarkable performance.

    Lato: The Alternative

    A documentary about a decision that could have gone differently.

    Year
    —
    Genre
    Speculative Documentary
    Runtime
    Not Applicable
    Director
    Unavailable
    Cinematography
    Hypothetically, Someone
    Status
    Not an Option

  4. The epic conclusion to a saga that has not begun. Every thread resolved. None of them introduced. Post-credits scene runs longer than the film.

    Bathokosero: Endgame

    There was never a beginning.

    Year
    TBA
    Genre
    Franchise Finale
    Runtime
    Two Parts, Minimum
    Director
    Bathokosero, Returning
    Cinematography
    The Sun, Uncredited
    Status
    Announced Prematurely

  5. One frame. 1/24th of a second. Eighteen months in the edit. Something happens in it. The projectionist saw it. The projectionist will not discuss it.

    The Last Frame

    Nobody knows what happened.

    Year
    ????
    Genre
    Mystery, Possibly
    Runtime
    0.0417 Seconds
    Director
    Disputed
    Cinematography
    The Projector
    Status
    Lost in Export

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SC.06 — INT. PRODUCTION — CONTINUOUS

The Process

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  1. 01Idea

    Somebody says “what if”. Nobody says “no”.

  2. 02Script

    Draft 23. Drafts 1–22 are not discussed.

  3. 03Pre-Production

    Storyboards drawn. Storyboards ignored.

  4. 04Camera

    Camera: very expensive. Lens cap: lost three times.

  5. 05Chaos

    The part not in the behind-the-scenes.

  6. 06Post

    Post-production. The real production.

  7. 07Colour

    LUT: DRAMATIC_FINAL_v9_REAL.cube

  8. 08Export

    FINAL_FINAL_v3_USE_THIS_ONE.mov

  9. 09Why did we do this?

    No further notes.

SC.07 — INT. EDIT SUITE — 4:12 AM

The Director’s Cut

Scrub the timeline. Every decision was final, at least once.

SHOT 001

TAKE 01

V1

A1

Our Mission

To make things.

Who are we?

Nobody really knows.

We started with a simple question.

“What if we made a film company?”

Unfortunately, nobody stopped us.

SC.09B — INT. THE SERIOUS PART — DAY

Bathokosero Films is an independent motion picture company working across film, commercials, music video, visual effects and colour. We approach every project with the same rigour: careful preparation, uncompromising craft, and an unreasonable number of takes.

Production status
Ongoing since someone had this idea
Headquarters
Somewhere in Nepal
Budget
Classified
Camera
Very expensive
Director
Currently arguing with the editor
Post-production
The real production
Final cut
Subject to change 47 times
Awards
Pending the creation of a relevant category

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We are not.

We believe every frame deserves attention.

Even the unnecessary ones.

SC.11 — EXT. YOUR INBOX — EVENTUALLY

Have a film
nobody asked for?

We’re listening. Reluctantly, but with excellent audio.

hello@bathokosero.films
Office hours
Golden hour, give or take
Response time
One to three business takes
Location
Somewhere in Nepal